In recent intake interviews with new students of education at West Texas A&M University, I found that teaching online is the new holy grail for many young educators. They dream about how wonderful it would be to work from home in their bunny slippers and to conduct meaningful interactions with students via Skype while preparing dinner. To this group, teaching online means never having to be anywhere at any particular time, never having to wear uncomfortable "professional clothes," and never being asked a question without having time to research the answer. ...